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Previously on "If you had to name a pub..."

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  • richard-af
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    "Buy you a lovely present"

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  • blazzar
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    A couple more:

    - The Gym
    - Pharmacy/Chemist
    Last edited by blazzar; 13 August 2007, 10:20.

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  • Diver
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    Kill him

    Say it in a loud angry voice and storm out of the door.
    She will question you when you get back so just say "I calmed down after a few beers dear"

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by chicane
    It's a good way to escape, on the basis that you don't intend to return.
    I would have thought "I'm leaving you for the girl next door" would be a better one. That way your missus is arrested for attacking the girl next door.

    You can then get her sectioned!!

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  • chicane
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    Originally posted by Ardesco
    That would come back and bite you in the ass big time when you stagger back home drunk with no shoes!!!!
    It's a good way to escape, on the basis that you don't intend to return.

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by chicane
    And continuing in the same vein...

    "Buy you some new shoes".
    Ohh no no no no no

    That would come back and bite you in the ass big time when you stagger back home drunk with no shoes!!!!

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  • chicane
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    And continuing in the same vein...

    "Buy you some new shoes".

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  • Ardesco
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    Walk the Dog

    "Just going to walk the dog dear"

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  • kirk
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    "On Her"

    then when going to the boozer you could shout to your missus, "I'm just off down on her"

    I'll get my coat

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  • richard-af
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    The Library.

    "Just nipping to the library, love, see you in an hour or two."

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  • DaveB
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    The Pub.

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  • Muttley08
    started a topic If you had to name a pub...

    If you had to name a pub...

    What would it be??

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