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    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
    Accept blank receipts and pay taxi driver. Get out of cab and pull a glowing orb out of you pocket and hold it in front of ninja's and trolls. (while wearing cloak of course)
    A trap! The blank receipts are not accepted by an HMRC troll. He wants you to pay £15k for "expenses" and also wants to eat your heart. The crow is glowing.

    Health: 15/100

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      You take 15 blank receipts from the taxi driver and pay him all the money you have in your wallet - you are short by £2.21.

      You carefully take one of the glowing crystal orbs out of your satchel. The taxi driver unlocks the doors, gets out of the cab and runs away, screaming.

      You get out of the taxi and show the people, trolls and ninjas the glowing orb. They run away screaming, half of them into the path of a hover-ambulance, which lands on them, smearing them across the marble.

      You can hear muffled screams from inside the hover-limousine trapped under the burning wreckage of several hover-cars.

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        Originally posted by richard-af View Post
        A trap! The blank receipts are not accepted by an HMRC troll. He wants you to pay £15k for "expenses" and also wants to eat your heart. The crow is glowing.

        Health: 15/100

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          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          You take 15 blank receipts from the taxi driver and pay him all the money you have in your wallet - you are short by £2.21.

          You carefully take one of the glowing crystal orbs out of your satchel. The taxi driver unlocks the doors, gets out of the cab and runs away, screaming.

          You get out of the taxi and show the people, trolls and ninjas the glowing orb. They run away screaming, half of them into the path of a hover-ambulance, which lands on them, smearing them across the marble.

          You can hear muffled screams from inside the hover-limousine trapped under the burning wreckage of several hover-cars.
          Jump up and down shrieking, "who's the daddy, who's the ******* daddy?"

          get all orbs out, toss them about a bit, then pick them up.

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            Originally posted by Burdock View Post
            Jump up and down shrieking, "who's the daddy, who's the ******* daddy?"

            get all orbs out, toss them about a bit, then pick them up.
            You say 'who's the daddy, who's the ******* daddy?'

            You take all orbs out of your satchel and throw them on the floor. They smash. The whole business district is suddenly bathed in a brilliant, blinding light. When your eyes adjust, you see a small crowd of people, ninjas and trolls frozen mid-run, the hover ambulance with it's doors half-open and two paramedics frozen in place. The hover-limousine and cars are no longer burning.

            There is an eerie silence. Then, an almighty crash, as a hover-truck lands on the taxi next to you. Another crash, and another, it is raining hover-vehicles all around you.

            A crow is dodging hover-vehicles above you. A hover-scooter lands next to you with a sickening crunch.

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              oops

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                Take cover in hover truck

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                  Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
                  Take cover in hover truck
                  You dive under the hover truck for cover, and sit it out while all manner of ex-hovering carnage rains upon the streets around you.

                  After a short while, it seems safe. You climb out from under the truck and survey the scene. There are the twisted remains of hover vehicles all around you. A hover-caravan has crushed the bus stop, the limousine has been flattened by a hover-cement mixer, the gardens, piazza and part of the North skyscraper have been destroyed by falling debris.

                  You hear sirens growing louder.

                  People, ninjas and trolls are walking out of the nearby office buildings, looking dazed and shocked. A crow perches on the smouldering remains of an ex-hover-camper van and ruffles it's feathers.

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                    dust self off, and look accusingly at crow. fein ignorance, and ask ninjas / trolls what happened. if asked any questions, point at crow.

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                      Originally posted by Burdock View Post
                      dust self off, and look accusingly at crow. fein ignorance, and ask ninjas / trolls what happened. if asked any questions, point at crow.
                      You look accusingly at the crow, the crow snorts at you, and starts to preen itself. You walk up to a small crowd by the entrance to the East skyscraper and ask 'What happened?' They turn to each other and shrug. Someone says 'I dunno, was it lightening?' a conversation starts amongst the crowd.

                      A scooter by the bus stop bursts into flames.

                      You hear sirens from the West, you see 4 hover-ambulances trying to find a spot to land, a hover-fire-engine, and several hover-police cars and vans approach from the West.

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