Am I Going the Right Way?

[realityhack]

Y - starting in downtown Baghdad, for added spice.

If you take the right path you'll end up somewhere not too dissimilar.

[realityhack]

have sex with table

"You attempt to have sex with table"

You lose 1 respect point.

Respect = 0

[Colemanisor]

North

[realityhack]

North

You are on the edge of the forest, North is a road leading down towards a little thatched village, to the East there is a lake with a small jetty and a hut, to the West and South the forest continues over the horizon.

You see a small troll and a one-legged ninja having a conversation - they turn to look at you. Exits are N, E, S, W.

[TheFaQQer]

You are on the edge of the forest, North is a road leading down towards a little thatched village, to the East there is a lake with a small jetty and a hut, to the West and South the forest continues over the horizon.

You see a small troll and a one-legged ninja having a conversation - they turn to look at you. Exits are N, E, S, W.

say hello

[Colemanisor]

East

[realityhack]

say hello

You say "Hello".

The troll says "Good morning, how are you on this fine day?"

The Ninja hops a bit, and bows towards you, falling over, dropping his katana.

[Burdock]

ask troll for help

[realityhack]

ask troll for help

The troll looks at you, scratches his head, and says "how can I help you, young contractor?"

The ninja is still struggling to his foot, swearing and cursing under his breath.

You see a small group of people walking south up the path from the village towards you, carrying pitchforks and broom handles.

[Muttley08]

Help Troll to his feet and return his Katana (Whatever that is?)