My wife can find joy in the smallest things in life.
Which is a bit of luck for me.
Which is a bit of luck for me.
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My wife asked "Do you know any Wimbledon jokes?"
I said, "No, they're not really my forte love."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Strike the pose!
The one where you're bent over the toiletAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Sarah Jessica Parker and her husband havent spent a single night apart in 31 years.
Poor bastard. Waking up every morning must be like that scene in The Godfather.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Talking to a mate at work, he said, 'what rhymes with orange?',.
I said no it doesn?t!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The American flag on the moon is completely white from radiation.
France have now claimed they put it there.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Lisa Marie Presley died of Bowel Obstruction.
The last thing she said to her Doctor was...
"A little less constipation, a little more action, please."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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It was so cold yesterday that my computer froze.
I suppose it's my own fault though.
I left too many windows open.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My friend falsely accused me of taking his thesaurus; I was upset, distraught, troubled, worried, apprehensive, fearful."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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I'm developing a biblical game in which the player controls Adam.
It's a first-person game.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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