The Guardian: Amber Heard settles defamation case with Johnny Depp.
That's odd. I always thought it was a defecation case.
That's odd. I always thought it was a defecation case.
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If you could choose to flatten any European country why would it be France?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A message from the Conservative Club
We realise that some people spend Christmas alone and have no family or friends to have Christmas lunch with.
If you are one of those people, please get in touch as we would like to borrow your unwanted chairs for are Christmas Day party."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Well, there's not much point in flattening the Netherlands, is there?Originally posted by vetran View PostDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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NL is not absolutely flat. I had to cycle from below sea level, uphill to get to Scheveningen beach!Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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I went to the sperm bank today and the nurse asked me if I want to mastubate in the cup.
I thought about it for a moment and replied, I'm good but not quite ready for a competition yet.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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BBC NEWS
Prince Harry: 'I want my father and brother back'
I didn't know James Hewitt had another son!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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When you ask for someone's name, you're basically asking them what noise you should make to get their attention.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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If a blackbird has black babies.
And a bluebird has blue babies.
Which bird has no babies?
A swallow...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just got arrested for shoplifting at Waterstones. Not my fault. I asked if they had any spare books and they said yes. (Tim Vine)…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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