Today I made a Burger from scratch.....
My daughter won't eat any...she loved that cat.
My daughter won't eat any...she loved that cat.
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Supermarkets. Do a deal on Kevin Bacon DVDs by giving away a Mr Kipling cake with each one.
Call it Footloose & Fancy Free.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records.
but then the librarian asked me to take it out.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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When I go camping, I tulip into a metal container, and recently I manufactured a lid for it with Vladimir's face on, to prevent spillages
And so other campers know it's my poo tinAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The Police wanted to know my whereabouts between 4 and 6.
I said Primary SchoolAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I questioned if it would dare be too much to suggest the 'West' takes the Lead on this one and backs down and lets Putin have the Ukraine as a buffer in his sphere-of-influence, so we don't get annihilated in Nuclear war, to say nothing of the crippling rise of petrol prices.
"But then our leaders would 'lose face' and look foolish."
"As opposed to how Boris the Clown looks already ?"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've started a dating app for farm animals, but to be honest I'm struggling to make hens meet.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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In his final high school exam, my Granddad got 7 C's
So he became a pirate.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Is it a coincidence that 18 American diplomats cancelled a trip to the Russian embassy on the same day McDonald's closed every restaurant?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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