My late grandad always used to say "the skys the limit".
Great bloke,tulip pilot.
Great bloke,tulip pilot.
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An attempted robbery in Paris was thwarted when the van carrying the stolen art works ground to a halt less than 200 metres from the Louvre.
When questioned by gendarmes, the thief admitted his van had run out of fuel.
He said he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh, he was skint at the time and thought he had nothing Toulouse.
The court artist (Banksy) promised images of the thief in his first appearance before a judge, but he was currently unable to say where or when.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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So Prince Archies favourite word is “Drive Safe” when one of them leaves the house?
Oh the irony!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Apparently, when the royals asked how dark the baby was going to be... what they really meant was, “please god, don’t let it be ginger!”Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I said to my sister that I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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You've got to hand it to Meghan
No one could have predicted that she would drag things down to this cheap and tacky level quite so soonAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I have a fear of paying to use the carparks or parking meters in town centres. I just look for the nearest field and leave my car there. Maybe i have parking zone disease.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My inflatable girlfriend has finally left me. I suppose I have only myself to blame, I kept letting her downAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Sorry to learn Piers Morgan has been sacked from GMB. I’ve left him a message of sympathy on my own voicemail.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Piers Morgan has said "free speech is a hill I'm willing to die on"
Meghan Markle has said "free speech is a tunnel I'm willing to die in"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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