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    What do you call distinguished, highly respected rapper?

    Eminent
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      What do you call a generous rapper?

      Gifty Cent.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        I have a joke about trickle down economics.

        99% of you will never get it.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          For **** sales guys. Fender have just released another model, The Offender.

          only comes in Prison Orange.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            In their divorce proceedings, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have both applied for joint custody.

            Surely they can afford to just roll another one.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              The latest guitar range for lazy people. The Rickenslacker
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                For **** sales guys. Fender have just released another model, The Offender.

                only comes in Prison Orange.
                I got one of those with a built in echo box. The Repeat Offender.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  I prefer to do arithmetic when I'm naked.

                  It's easier to count to 21.

                  (23 if you are having a ball!)
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    one for Panto...

                    My wife saw Reese Witherspoon this morning. I saw her yesterday but she had a knife and fork then.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Prince Andrew wants to dress up as an Admiral for his father's funeral. Rather fitting, given Prince Philip's recent need for multi-car insurance.
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