My Scouse mate said, "I've found a brilliant new dating site."
"What's it called?"
"Ancestry.com"
"What's it called?"
"Ancestry.com"
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I got pulled over by the police with my girlfriend chopped up in the boot.
Anyway, I'm in court next week charged with impersonating a police officer.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Jesus wasn't a socialist.
He actually fed people.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Gibson guitars are marketing to post-op trannies.
The new “Less Balls” will be available in standard, studio and custom models, all with cutaway.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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If ignorance is bliss,
Why are all the remoaners so unhappy?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Tried to call Anorexics Anonymous today but they were out at LunchAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I keep stealing Telecasters and Stratocasters.
I'm a repeat off fender.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I was dismayed this afternoon when my wife told me my 6 year old son wasn't actually mine.
She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Fender have introduced a new complimentary guitar, the Flattercaster is available nowAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Captain Tom's family have issued a 101st birthday charity challenge to the nation.
I'm sorry, but I'm just not going to lose that much weight, no matter how many times I walk round the garden.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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