I keep falling asleep unexpectedly and when I wake up a body part has fallen off.
I think I have narcoleprosy
I think I have narcoleprosy
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If any CUK ladies lose some bits, I'll be glad to have them.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Compare The Market have been fined £18m by the regulators.
If it's because of those blooming meerkat adverts, it's not enough.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do you call a man with a cat on his head?
ClaudeAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?
Doug…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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What do you call a man with a fish on his head?
PikeComment
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What do you call a man with a number plate on his head?
RegAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do you call a man with a car on his head?
JackAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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