Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

For Xoggy

I hate these double standards.


if you burn a body at a crematorium you’re "being friendly to the environment" by stopping the cemetery getting bigger, if you burn a body in a brazier in your back garden you’re “destroying evidence”?

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Who's gonna win the election Biden or George?

[WTFH]

https://twitter.com/forest_fr1ends/s...011456/photo/1

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So it's Motown weather now...


Three Degrees...Four Tops!

[WTFH]

This election is a nail-biting contest.




...Weird way to decide it if you ask me.

[vetran]

When you turn 100 you get a letter from the Queen.


When you turn 16 you get a text from prince andrew.

[vetran]

Wife: We should get some fish to feed the cat



Me *shaking head* they'll forget, they have very short memories

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Quasimodo walks into a bar and the barman says to him,


"What do you want to drink? let me guess, the bells, the bells. "

[vetran]

'Young homeless man shares truth of what it's like to be homeless in Cardiff in Wales-'
"It was a dreadful experience-and then I became homeless..."

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If you read the bible backwards it's about a zombie whose dad destroys the universe.