What does a rubix cube and a Penis have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets.
The more you play with it the harder it gets.
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Excellent short & rude jokes V.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Originally posted by vetran View PostDo you think you might possibly translate the yank jokes into real English.Originally posted by vetran View Post
Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the toilet?
Because the ‘p’ is silent.
What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion?
A piece of arse that’ll bring a tear to your eye!Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Spoils the joke tho!A piece of arse that’ll bring a tear to your eye!bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Good point, well presented.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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do I need to wipe your ass as well?Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Leave my donkey alone, you pervert.Originally posted by vetran View PostDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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A 93 year old lady lost her husband and didn't want to go on any more. She decided to shoot herself and got her husband's gun out of the cupboard but was worried she might not do it properly and end up seriously injured. She called a doctor friend and asked him exactly where the heart is. He told her it was just under the left breast.
Later that day someone called the ambulance service to say an elderly neighbour had shot herself in the left knee.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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