a white horse goes into a bar.
the barman says 'we've got a scotch named after you'
the horse says 'what? nutscratcher III?'
the barman says 'we've got a scotch named after you'
the horse says 'what? nutscratcher III?'
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Scientists have just discovered that even the weakest dilution of covid-19 can cause infection.
Homeopaths are crapping themselves.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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if you can keep your head, when all around you are losing theirs............................................ .......
you obviously don't understand the situation.Comment
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I’ve just invented a new word: plagiarism…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Boris has said water sports will be allowed from Wednesday, but his message was confusing. Will prostitutes be pissed off or pissed on?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Nicola Sturgeon says exercising does not mean sunbathing....Sunbathing?......Scotland?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For BR14
Throughout the country, people will be analyising Boris's speech.Women will be sat there anxiously thinking about money worries, food queues, shortage of medication, school re-opening dates, issues re public transport usage and work.Whilst blokes will be sat there thinking "Oh bollocks, pubs still not open"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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David Cameron has said that he for one cannot wait 'til the pubs re-open.He's missing a child and thinks that's the most likely place to look.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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'I can see lots of strangers in parks but I can't see my children?' Piers Morgan asks.For Boris, they're both the same thing.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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“You can even play sports, but only with members of your own household,” says Boris Johnson...
...forgetting that not everyone has sired an entire cricket XI.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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