Why does the bride wear white? Its the colour all household appliances come in.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhy does the bride wear white? Its the colour all household appliances come in.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I visited the offices of the RSPCA today.
It's tiny, you couldn't swing a cat in there.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postyou come in household appliances??When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Got my eyes tested today and told the doctor I could see into next year...
He said I had 2020 vision.Comment
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Why is Boris Johnson similar to Santa Claus?
Because in reality neither of them deliver anything against their make-believe promises.Comment
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Originally posted by mb31 View PostWhy is Boris Johnson similar to Santa Claus?
Because in reality neither of them deliver anything against their make-believe promises.
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After taking Viagra, what did the spider do with his massive throbbing erection?
He stuffed it in his flies.Comment
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