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[shaunbhoy]

My ex-girlfriend used to get me to pretend to be Robbie Williams in bed. And through it all, she offered me protection.

[BR14]

There once was a fairy,
Called 'Nuff'.

fairy nuff

[shaunbhoy]

UNSETTLE new neighbours by saying 'I'm surprised anyone moved in after what happened here' then lay flowers by their front gate.

[WTFH]

Teacher: Name ten animals that come from Africa.


Little Johnny: Six Zebras and four Lions.

[WTFH]

I've just been uninvited from a friend's wedding.

Apparently RSVPing "Maybe Next Time" wasn't an acceptable response.

[shaunbhoy]

Me: I love star wars movies
Friend: What's your favourite line?
Me: Probably "aaaaarggh...Luke ya scurvy dog, I am yer fartha"
Friend: Sounds like a pirate copy

[shaunbhoy]

I CAN take my girlfriend's bra off in 8 seconds. Or sometimes more quickly if she comes into the room and catches me wearing it.

[shaunbhoy]

I was at a job interview today.
The interviewer said to me, "On your CV, it says that you are a man of mystery."
I said, "That's correct."
He said, "Would you like to elaborate?"
I said, "No."

[shaunbhoy]

Deter burglars by leaving three bowls of porridge on the table whenever you go out.

[shaunbhoy]

I've just spilt glue on my autobiography.
Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it.