Please put more jokes here

[WTFH]

Here's one for those of you with cryptorchidism:


What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?




She choked.

[WTFH]

This bloke phones up his boss and says he can't come in to work today because he's sick.


The boss says "how sick are you"


He replies "well, I'm in bed with my sister right now"

[SimonMac]

There is a lesbian version of Ikea, no screwing invovled, just tongue and groove

Thought this deserves a posting here too

[LondonManc]

BREAKING NEWS:

A werewolf has apparently mated with the Loch Ness Monster.

Please spread the word to raise a Were Ness.

[LondonManc]

Two psychics meet in the street.
"You're very well, how am I?"

[northernladuk]

Two psychics meet in the street.
"You're very well, how am I?"

Is that where they were. I went to their shop to book a session but a note on the door said they were closed due to foreseen circumstances.

[LondonManc]

Is that where they were. I went to their shop to book a session but a note on the door said they were closed due to foreseen circumstances.

The little one had taken advance bookings and did one with the money.
Police were looking for a small medium at large.

[LondonManc]

I met a Welsh woman in a pub the other night.
She started by slagging the English off, it was going well.
So I had to reply, "In my experience, there are two types of Welsh women - stunning beauties and rugby players. Which club did you represent?"

[vetran]

quote but it amused me.

“Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.”
(Alanna)

[vetran]

“Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.”
(Linus Torvalds)