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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostErm.. Does it?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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My dad's favourite saying was "Always leave them wanting more". Certainly explains why he got sacked by Oxfam.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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I've never understood what posh people who like gangster rap aspire to achieve? A drive-by pheasant shooting perhaps?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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I'll tell you what separates the men from the boys. Operation Yewtree.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me.Comment
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One thing you’ll never hear a Hindu say... "Ah well, you only live once."The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. The three of them decide to duck inside.
On the way in one of the wise men hits his head on the low entranceway.
"Jesus Christ!" he says.
Joseph says, "Quick, Mary, write that down! It's a hell of a lot better than Clyde!"Comment
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What do you call a Sikh karaoke participant?
Gerupta SinghAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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