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    A man hobbles into the doctor and the doctor asks the problem.
    "Well," he says, "I got raped by an elephant," and proceeds to expose the 8-inch gap where his rectum used to be.
    "Good heavens," says the doctor. "This is most peculiar. From my understanding, this shouldn't happen. While two-foot long, the elephant's penis is only 3 inches wide."
    "I know," sighed the patient, "but he fingered me first."
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      You think you are unique until you have to choose a " user name. "
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            The 21st century: Deleting history is often more important than making it.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              If Hillary had used talktalk's email servers, she'd be President now.
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                Yesterday I was watching a movie and I said.

                "Oh no, who killed the dead was the policeman."

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                  I’ve no home, I haven’t got control, I can’t see any escape. Way past the time I got a new keyboard.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Do you know why women aren’t allowed in space?
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                    To avoid scenarios like: "Houston, we have a problem!"
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                    "What is the problem?"
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                    "Yeah, great, pretend like you don’t know what I’m talking about!"
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      For our Divorcees

                      A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring and say good bye to your house.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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