How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as a choirboy
Dress her up as a choirboy
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
One for the photographers amongst us. The digital takeover of photography is now complete. As of yesterday, Prints are dead.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar...
...it was tense.
(This joke was told to me by Siri)…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv.
Doing Terrible Things To Your CodeAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Two nuns are cycling down a cobblestone path when one turns to the other and says "I've never come this way before".
"Must be the cobblestones" was the reply…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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MrMarkyMark was nailing his interview when the ClientCo manager said "Your CV is great, you fit the requirements, just one question - there's a 5 year gap since your last role, what happened?"
Marky replies "Oh, then, I went to Yale"
ClientCo manager replies "Great, I'll contact the agent and get the paperwork sorted, can you start on Monday?"
Marky "Yay, I got a yob!"…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an ithberg.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Well if that's the case, I'll give you a while for this one:
The two hot lesbians who live next door got me a Rolex and an Omega for Christmas. I don't think they quite understood my request.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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