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    I uploaded a photograph of my wife in a bikini on holiday.

    So far it's got 23 yikes on Facebook.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      They say the best things in life are free.

      But I would happily pay £50 to see Justin Bieber mauled to death by a tiger.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Am I the only geek who thinks it should be flight 404 that's not found?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Nigella Lawson is looking slimmer these days.

          She must be on the Diet Coke.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            If the best things in life are free,

            how come I had to pay for my divorce?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              "Dad, I'm thirteen now, and people are starting to point and laugh. I think it's time I got a bra."

              "Shut up, MF. Try eating a salad once in a while."
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Last edited by mos; 7 April 2014, 20:31.
                If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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                  Dear Mr Farage,

                  I was recently sacked from my job. I’m fairly certain it was to make way for a Romanian immigrant, not because I emailed a photo of my genitals to a temp.

                  Michael from Ipswich
                  If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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                    If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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                      I've got a joke about a dead celebrity.

                      It's a peach.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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