All of my Ex's refer to me as 'Subway'.
Not because I've got a foot-long,
I have low quality meat and lied about it being 6 inches.
Not because I've got a foot-long,
I have low quality meat and lied about it being 6 inches.
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"What are you doing at the weekend?"
"I'm going to Mount Snowdon."
"Are you sure that's wise? He might leak it to the Guardian."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I used to worry about my hair and teeth falling out in the event of a nuclear attack.
As a matter of interest, just when were we attacked?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I met a beautiful girl and we were getting on great until I asked her out for a drink and she stormed off.
I'm beginning to think that every woman you meet at AA is a lesbian.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I had sex with an Australian the other day?
And ever since, my voice keeps rising at the end of my sentences?
I think it's a Sexually Transmitted Inflection...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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It's hard being a member of the innuendo society.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"What's on your mind?"
"Where are you?"
"Who are you with?"
When the **** did Facebook turn into my wife?!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Soon after getting married, I began to realise it was just an expensive, fancy funeral for my sex life.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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You know it's a sad state of affairs living in England when even the immigrants are getting pissed off with immigration.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I wanted to attend a couples workshop for people who can't satisfy their partners.
But I can't get my wife to come.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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