I've just seen a girl choking on a cocktail sausage.
I went over to introduce myself.
I went over to introduce myself.
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OK who was this??
Bought a really nice pair of curtains yesterday.
So nice, in fact, that I ****ed them last night and wiped my cock on the wife.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I just failed my interview for a sales job. They asked me to describe what techniques I use to turn a "No" into a "Yes."
Apparently Rohypnol isn't an appropriate example.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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too true
Man hits woman over the head with frying pan. - BBC drama
Woman hits man over the head with frying pan. - BBC comedy.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Sorry Zeity
I'm not coping well after breaking up with my Welsh girlfriend last week.
The worst part is the long, sheepless nights.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I don't know why Jeremy Kyle has brought out a book.
The only people who would want to read it, can't.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A man can't face waiting for his wife to give birth goes to the pub gets very drunk. He calls the hospital to find out how things are going, but accidently calls the cricket club instead.
"All 10 are out, the last 2 are ducks".Comment
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My Mrs is in hospital with what my Grandfather used to refer to as 'woman trouble'.
A broken jaw......When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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How do you get a gypsy to take a bath ?
Leave it in your front garden
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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