Toilet habits

[Gonzo]

I used to know a chap who had the theory that crap was sterile...

Unfortunate that it's actually about 30% gut bacteria...

He didn't wash much.

And to cap it all, thought that Uncle Joe Stalin was a prince amongst men.

What can one say?

I was always lead to believe that urine was sterile but crap was not.

For that reason, golden showers are safe sex, but scat is not.

HTH

[xoggoth]

Damn

[BrilloPad]

I noticed someone scrubbing their hands obsessively in the toilet the other day...loads of soap, vigorous rub, more soap, more rubbing...must have lasted over a minute.

Today I was 'paired' at a urinal, and ended up at the next sink to the same pissee too. He proceeded to use a liberal dose of soap and warm water, whilst I had my customary rinse with cold water, flick dry, and rub on trousers on way out.

He was still whistling away as I walked down the corridor, leaving me to question the hygiene, or lack of, of my toilerary habits.

Now, I am only talking about 'syphoning the python'...what do you do?!

I was in the toilet the other day washing my hands when the chap next to me started observing me. I suppose he was a shirt lifter - will try to avoid being in the toilet with him again.

[EternalOptimist]

Told my wife I was off to 'syphon the python'. She said 'dont forget to squirm the worm while you are there'

[Burdock]

Told my wife I was off to 'syphon the python'. She said 'dont forget to squirm the worm while you are there'

Did you shake the snake as well?

Did you wash rigorously?