Toilet habits

[Burdock]

I noticed someone scrubbing their hands obsessively in the toilet the other day...loads of soap, vigorous rub, more soap, more rubbing...must have lasted over a minute.

Today I was 'paired' at a urinal, and ended up at the next sink to the same pissee too. He proceeded to use a liberal dose of soap and warm water, whilst I had my customary rinse with cold water, flick dry, and rub on trousers on way out.

He was still whistling away as I walked down the corridor, leaving me to question the hygiene, or lack of, of my toilerary habits.

Now, I am only talking about 'syphoning the python'...what do you do?!

[Gibbon]

I know whose hand I prefer to shake. Soap every time.

[SallyAnne]

This got moved quickly

Edit: And you can always tell which blokes dont wash. They come out of the toilet still doing their flies up. Who washes their hands with their c*ck out or their flies not zipped? Therefore, they haven't stopped to wash.

Filthy buggers.

[XTC]

This guy sounds like a complete k unt for washing his hands so obssessively. Stay back late at work one night and rub your c0ck and balls all over his keyboard and mouse.

[Barriebazg]

Well isn't urine sterile anyways???

[mictech]

next time you go to a bar with free nuts on the bar in a bowl. Think how many people have had there hands in that bowl. Look around the pub, do you think the rest are the wash or just go type.

[kirk]

I'm not sure about you guys but my cock is mostly always clean and I don't piss on my hands, therefore; I'm a do the flies up on the way out kinda guy

[EternalOptimist]

Well isn't urine sterile anyways???

Urine is sterile but the average c*ck is 55% c*ck and 45% germs, dead skin, bacteria, foreign bodies, bugs, organisms and cheese. Mine is also 25% saliva.







I think

[SallyAnne]

Urine is sterile but the average c*ck is 55% c*ck and 45% germs, dead skin, bacteria, foreign bodies, bugs, organisms and cheese. Mine is also 25% saliva.

You wish

[EternalOptimist]

You wish

On your knees woman, and pray its over by teatime.