Toilet habits

[Clippy]

Soap and water all the time but it does sounds like this guy has a touch of OCD - he's probably still in there washing his hands to the bone!

In the past, I've seen people come out of the toilet after having a dump and head straight for the door.

For f***s sake, you've had your hand up you bum!

[Gonzo]

I don't understand the people that take a cup of coffee in with them when they have a dump

It took me a while to realise this was about washing your hands. I thought that you meant you wash your c0ck after a jimmy

[Burdock]

It took me a while to realise this was about washing your hands. I thought that you meant you wash your c0ck after a jimmy

Only on religious festivals and other special occasions!

[wendigo100]

Today I was 'paired' at a urinal, and ended up at the next sink to the same pissee too.

pisser, surely? The pissee is the urine itself. Or is that what you meant?

[wendigo100]

Mine is also 25% saliva.

You can reach it yourself?

[Sockpuppet]

Well isn't urine sterile anyways???

Urine is only sterlie to the person that pissed it.

[EternalOptimist]

Urine is only sterlie to the person that pissed it.

you ARE pulling my plonker. In the army we used to fill a pint pot with warm foaming golden pee, pass it to the left, the drink the one we were handed in one. I only did it because we thought it was sterile.

Never did me any harm though

[hyperD]

Urine is only sterlie to the person that pissed it.

Urine is generally considered to be at least fairly sterile. When it leaves the body, however, the urine can pick up bacteria from the surrounding skin, which would contaminate it. However, it is not generally advisable to use urine to clean open wounds.

So no need to get your c0ck out the next time your colleague gets a paper cut.

[mictech]

Yak
Just been ofr a No2 and sat on a wet patch on the seat.
The toilet has plenty wall mounted urinals why can't they use them. If they have to use a bog lift the bloody seat.

[Burdock]

Shooting offence, as deemed by the bog police