Reply to: Toilet habits

[Burdock]

Told my wife I was off to 'syphon the python'. She said 'dont forget to squirm the worm while you are there'

Did you shake the snake as well?

Did you wash rigorously?

[EternalOptimist]

Told my wife I was off to 'syphon the python'. She said 'dont forget to squirm the worm while you are there'

[BrilloPad]

I noticed someone scrubbing their hands obsessively in the toilet the other day...loads of soap, vigorous rub, more soap, more rubbing...must have lasted over a minute.

Today I was 'paired' at a urinal, and ended up at the next sink to the same pissee too. He proceeded to use a liberal dose of soap and warm water, whilst I had my customary rinse with cold water, flick dry, and rub on trousers on way out.

He was still whistling away as I walked down the corridor, leaving me to question the hygiene, or lack of, of my toilerary habits.

Now, I am only talking about 'syphoning the python'...what do you do?!

I was in the toilet the other day washing my hands when the chap next to me started observing me. I suppose he was a shirt lifter - will try to avoid being in the toilet with him again.

[xoggoth]

Damn

[Gonzo]

I used to know a chap who had the theory that crap was sterile...

Unfortunate that it's actually about 30% gut bacteria...

He didn't wash much.

And to cap it all, thought that Uncle Joe Stalin was a prince amongst men.

What can one say?

I was always lead to believe that urine was sterile but crap was not.

For that reason, golden showers are safe sex, but scat is not.

HTH

[Burdock]

Shooting offence, as deemed by the bog police

[mictech]

Yak
Just been ofr a No2 and sat on a wet patch on the seat.
The toilet has plenty wall mounted urinals why can't they use them. If they have to use a bog lift the bloody seat.

[hyperD]

Urine is only sterlie to the person that pissed it.

Urine is generally considered to be at least fairly sterile. When it leaves the body, however, the urine can pick up bacteria from the surrounding skin, which would contaminate it. However, it is not generally advisable to use urine to clean open wounds.

So no need to get your c0ck out the next time your colleague gets a paper cut.

[EternalOptimist]

Urine is only sterlie to the person that pissed it.

you ARE pulling my plonker. In the army we used to fill a pint pot with warm foaming golden pee, pass it to the left, the drink the one we were handed in one. I only did it because we thought it was sterile.

Never did me any harm though

[Sockpuppet]

Well isn't urine sterile anyways???

Urine is only sterlie to the person that pissed it.

[wendigo100]

Mine is also 25% saliva.

You can reach it yourself?

[wendigo100]

Today I was 'paired' at a urinal, and ended up at the next sink to the same pissee too.

pisser, surely? The pissee is the urine itself. Or is that what you meant?

[Burdock]

It took me a while to realise this was about washing your hands. I thought that you meant you wash your c0ck after a jimmy

Only on religious festivals and other special occasions!

[Gonzo]

I don't understand the people that take a cup of coffee in with them when they have a dump

It took me a while to realise this was about washing your hands. I thought that you meant you wash your c0ck after a jimmy

[Clippy]

Soap and water all the time but it does sounds like this guy has a touch of OCD - he's probably still in there washing his hands to the bone!

In the past, I've seen people come out of the toilet after having a dump and head straight for the door.

For f***s sake, you've had your hand up you bum!