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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Originally posted by darmstadt
Ah i think i have done this in the past with girls. I distinctly remember being asleep with a girl and half-way through the night, shagging her from behind while still be asleep.
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Duder, that's called a wet dream. Ask your biology teacher about it at school tomorrow.Originally posted by el duderComment
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Or possibly rape, depending on whether SHE was awake or not!!Originally posted by Lucifer Box
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Hmm. I recall trying to bum the missus while she was asleep. One has to be of EXTREMELY modest manly proportions to get away with it!!!!bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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I'd have a great Benidorm story for you now, but I'm too shy to tell itOriginally posted by xoggoth
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Ah, go on...Originally posted by SallyAnneI'd have a great Benidorm story for you now, but I'm too shy to tell it
This thread needs pics!!!!Comment
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I'd love a wet dream! Still can't get over dreaming about an excel spread sheet last night.Originally posted by Lucifer BoxDrivel is my specialityComment
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Whey-hey, just check out the circular references on that baby!Originally posted by BuffoonComment
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Yeah, I'd like to chart her inverted yield curve!Drivel is my specialityComment
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