What an enjoyable weekend

[Lucifer Box]

I'm sure I saw her in the Readers' Algorithms section of Macros Monthly.

[The Lone Gunman]

I'd have a great Benidorm story for you now, but I'm too shy to tell it

Wa hay, Sally Anne takes it up the arse! (unless of course she tells the real story)


[edit]Countdown to Light Relief (fnarr) 5

[n5gooner]

I'd have a great Benidorm story for you now, but I'm too shy to tell it

awh come on SA, you can tell us, most people don't know you......

[Mustang]

Even more reason why SA needs to join us in London for a wee drink.....

[SallyAnne]

Its not that bad a story actually......So I was in Benidorm a couple of years ago and picked up this welsh rugby player (as you do)

He was a bit of a romantic, so we went for a walk on the beach and stuff (which I found quite frustrating as I'd picked him up for a reason if you get my drift!)
Anyway...gets back to the hotel and we proceed to have what I was expecting to be a wild night of rumpy. The bloke couldnt' have BEEN more manly (big massive strapping rubgy player FFS!!) so I was expecting big things!
Ahem...about 5 minutes later he falls asleep with a very content look on his face
I digress...the point of the story was that he actually thought he'd shagged me up the a*se...when infact all he'd actually done was got very excited over a bit of a cheek w*nk. His manhood was so "challenged" he hadn't even broken the seal (so to speak!)

I found it hard to look him in the face after that...and being the lady that I am, I resisted the urge to tell all of his rubgy player mates about it


Oh well, must "crack" on now (See what I did there! IGMC)

[The Lone Gunman]

Its not that bad a story actually......So I was in Benidorm a couple of years ago and picked up this welsh rugby player (as you do)

He was a bit of a romantic, so we went for a walk on the beach and stuff (which I found quite frustrating as I'd picked him up for a reason if you get my drift!)
Anyway...gets back to the hotel and we proceed to have what I was expecting to be a wild night of rumpy. The bloke couldnt' have BEEN more manly (big massive strapping rubgy player FFS!!) so I was expecting big things!
Ahem...about 5 minutes later he falls asleep with a very content look on his face
I digress...the point of the story was that he actually thought he'd shagged me up the a*se...when infact all he'd actually done was got very excited over a bit of a cheek w*nk. His manhood was so "challenged" he hadn't even broken the seal (so to speak!)

I found it hard to look him in the face after that...and being the lady that I am, I resisted the urge to tell all of his rubgy player mates about it


Oh well, must "crack" on now (See what I did there! IGMC)

So you would have taken it up the arse had he been able to reach?

[freakydancer]

So you would have taken it up the arse had he been able to reach?

Course she would

[el duder]

Its not that bad a story actually......So I was in Benidorm a couple of years ago and picked up this welsh rugby player (as you do)

So classy.

[gingerjedi]

C'mon this is deserving of a 'I was on a Abergavenny rugby club tour when...' type reverse story... I'm too polite to do it.

[SallyAnne]

So classy.

Whats wrong with that?!! At least I didn't spend all week browsing for Spanish curtain poles

How did your curtain erecting go btw?