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    What an enjoyable weekend

    And I didn't even need to wake-up:

    Sleep Shag
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    Originally posted by darmstadt
    And I didn't even need to wake-up:

    Sleep Shag

    Ah i think i have done this in the past with girls. I distinctly remember being asleep with a girl and half-way through the night, shagging her from behind while still be asleep.

    Great sex.

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      #3
      Originally posted by el duder
      Ah i think i have done this in the past with girls. I distinctly remember being asleep with a girl and half-way through the night, shagging her from behind while still be asleep.

      Great sex.
      Duder, that's called a wet dream. Ask your biology teacher about it at school tomorrow.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Lucifer Box
        Duder, that's called a wet dream.
        Or possibly rape, depending on whether SHE was awake or not!!
        The pope is a tard.

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          #5
          Hmm. I recall trying to bum the missus while she was asleep. One has to be of EXTREMELY modest manly proportions to get away with it!!!!
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #6
            Originally posted by xoggoth
            Hmm. I recall trying to bum the missus while she was asleep. One has to be of EXTREMELY modest manly proportions to get away with it!!!!
            I'd have a great Benidorm story for you now, but I'm too shy to tell it
            The pope is a tard.

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              #7
              Originally posted by SallyAnne
              I'd have a great Benidorm story for you now, but I'm too shy to tell it
              Ah, go on...

              This thread needs pics!!!!
              Me, me, me...

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                #8
                Originally posted by Lucifer Box
                Duder, that's called a wet dream. Ask your biology teacher about it at school tomorrow.
                I'd love a wet dream! Still can't get over dreaming about an excel spread sheet last night.
                Drivel is my speciality

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Buffoon
                  I'd love a wet dream! Still can't get over dreaming about an excel spread sheet last night.
                  Whey-hey, just check out the circular references on that baby!

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                    #10
                    Yeah, I'd like to chart her inverted yield curve!
                    Drivel is my speciality

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