Reply to: What an enjoyable weekend

[DodgyAgent]

, im getting fussy now.

Let's just hope the women aren't

[el duder]

yeah I know that now. They were never really my type, but I was on my holidays...

So was this a new crazy lady then? Or one of the old crazy ones?

Is she a potential keeper?

No it was shocking. She had a face like well worn leather. Great bod though.

Waste of time, as usual.

Its tough out there, im getting fussy now.

[SallyAnne]

I part furnished my new house at the weekend and went out with a crazy bird on Sunday for lunch.

I came home had a wank and went to bed. Ahhhh blisss.

Tip for you Sally, big guys with lots of muscle and testosterone are usually wimps and cry babies inside and most have small penises.

yeah I know that now. They were never really my type, but I was on my holidays...

So was this a new crazy lady then? Or one of the old crazy ones?

Is she a potential keeper?

[el duder]

Whats wrong with that?!! At least I didn't spend all week browsing for Spanish curtain poles

How did your curtain erecting go btw?

I part furnished my new house at the weekend and went out with a crazy bird on Sunday for lunch.

I came home had a wank and went to bed. Ahhhh blisss.

Tip for you Sally, big guys with lots of muscle and testosterone are usually wimps and cry babies inside and most have small penises.

[freakydancer]

How did your curtain erecting go btw?

Hopefully better than your taff mate in spain.

[SallyAnne]

So classy.

Whats wrong with that?!! At least I didn't spend all week browsing for Spanish curtain poles

How did your curtain erecting go btw?

[gingerjedi]

C'mon this is deserving of a 'I was on a Abergavenny rugby club tour when...' type reverse story... I'm too polite to do it.

[el duder]

Its not that bad a story actually......So I was in Benidorm a couple of years ago and picked up this welsh rugby player (as you do)

So classy.

[freakydancer]

So you would have taken it up the arse had he been able to reach?

Course she would

[The Lone Gunman]

Its not that bad a story actually......So I was in Benidorm a couple of years ago and picked up this welsh rugby player (as you do)

He was a bit of a romantic, so we went for a walk on the beach and stuff (which I found quite frustrating as I'd picked him up for a reason if you get my drift!)
Anyway...gets back to the hotel and we proceed to have what I was expecting to be a wild night of rumpy. The bloke couldnt' have BEEN more manly (big massive strapping rubgy player FFS!!) so I was expecting big things!
Ahem...about 5 minutes later he falls asleep with a very content look on his face
I digress...the point of the story was that he actually thought he'd shagged me up the a*se...when infact all he'd actually done was got very excited over a bit of a cheek w*nk. His manhood was so "challenged" he hadn't even broken the seal (so to speak!)

I found it hard to look him in the face after that...and being the lady that I am, I resisted the urge to tell all of his rubgy player mates about it


Oh well, must "crack" on now (See what I did there! IGMC)

So you would have taken it up the arse had he been able to reach?

[SallyAnne]

Its not that bad a story actually......So I was in Benidorm a couple of years ago and picked up this welsh rugby player (as you do)

He was a bit of a romantic, so we went for a walk on the beach and stuff (which I found quite frustrating as I'd picked him up for a reason if you get my drift!)
Anyway...gets back to the hotel and we proceed to have what I was expecting to be a wild night of rumpy. The bloke couldnt' have BEEN more manly (big massive strapping rubgy player FFS!!) so I was expecting big things!
Ahem...about 5 minutes later he falls asleep with a very content look on his face
I digress...the point of the story was that he actually thought he'd shagged me up the a*se...when infact all he'd actually done was got very excited over a bit of a cheek w*nk. His manhood was so "challenged" he hadn't even broken the seal (so to speak!)

I found it hard to look him in the face after that...and being the lady that I am, I resisted the urge to tell all of his rubgy player mates about it


Oh well, must "crack" on now (See what I did there! IGMC)

[Mustang]

Even more reason why SA needs to join us in London for a wee drink.....

[n5gooner]

I'd have a great Benidorm story for you now, but I'm too shy to tell it

awh come on SA, you can tell us, most people don't know you......

[The Lone Gunman]

I'd have a great Benidorm story for you now, but I'm too shy to tell it

Wa hay, Sally Anne takes it up the arse! (unless of course she tells the real story)


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[Lucifer Box]

I'm sure I saw her in the Readers' Algorithms section of Macros Monthly.