Analogy fun

[ladymuck]

Don't even get me started on Scrum Masters.

20 years of experience means nothing, yet some spotty kid can spend $150 on a qualification and go around with a handbook of analogies and not actually having to do any work or make a decision as they are all "Servant Leaders"

Anyway..here's one..I found..

The Scrum Master is like Nitrous Oxide , while the rest of the Scrum team is the car’s engine. The team will likely “run” as they should without a Scrum Master, but in maximizing the value delivered by the team, the Scrum Master role injects the extra horsepower that the team wouldn’t otherwise have.

To be honest, I'm also a certified Scrum Master..like I said $150 easy

[ladymuck]

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I agree about D&C - in my niche The customers have decided to buy new fangled cloud based tiles and are relying on my knowledge of cloud based grout etc not that HMRC can see any of this

[WTFH]

I saw her sitting at the bar.

I approached.

"Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

[WTFH]

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

[WTFH]

The plan was simple, like BrilloPad. But unlike Brillo, this plan just might work.

[ladymuck]

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

Personal experience?

[WTFH]

Personal experience?

My dog.

[DoctorStrangelove]

LM741.

Oh.

Sorry.

I thought this was analogue fun.

[vetran]

I saw her sitting at the bar.

I approached.

"Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

upvoted & stolen