Reply to: Analogy fun

[vetran]

I saw her sitting at the bar.

I approached.

"Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

upvoted & stolen

[DoctorStrangelove]

LM741.

Oh.

Sorry.

I thought this was analogue fun.

[WTFH]

Personal experience?

My dog.

[ladymuck]

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

Personal experience?

[WTFH]

The plan was simple, like BrilloPad. But unlike Brillo, this plan just might work.

[WTFH]

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

[WTFH]

I saw her sitting at the bar.

I approached.

"Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

[ladymuck]

...

I agree about D&C - in my niche The customers have decided to buy new fangled cloud based tiles and are relying on my knowledge of cloud based grout etc not that HMRC can see any of this

[ladymuck]

Don't even get me started on Scrum Masters.

20 years of experience means nothing, yet some spotty kid can spend $150 on a qualification and go around with a handbook of analogies and not actually having to do any work or make a decision as they are all "Servant Leaders"

Anyway..here's one..I found..

The Scrum Master is like Nitrous Oxide , while the rest of the Scrum team is the car’s engine. The team will likely “run” as they should without a Scrum Master, but in maximizing the value delivered by the team, the Scrum Master role injects the extra horsepower that the team wouldn’t otherwise have.

To be honest, I'm also a certified Scrum Master..like I said $150 easy

[BABABlackSheep]

If you want a bad analogy, I cringe when I hear about Agile “Scrums” and “Scrum-masters”

Someone who knew nothing about rugby must have come up with the names.

Don't even get me started on Scrum Masters.

20 years of experience means nothing, yet some spotty kid can spend $150 on a qualification and go around with a handbook of analogies and not actually having to do any work or make a decision as they are all "Servant Leaders"

Anyway..here's one..I found..

The Scrum Master is like Nitrous Oxide , while the rest of the Scrum team is the car’s engine. The team will likely “run” as they should without a Scrum Master, but in maximizing the value delivered by the team, the Scrum Master role injects the extra horsepower that the team wouldn’t otherwise have.

To be honest, I'm also a certified Scrum Master..like I said $150 easy

[WTFH]

If you want a bad analogy, I cringe when I hear about Agile “Scrums” and “Scrum-masters”

Someone who knew nothing about rugby must have come up with the names.

[WTFH]

Life is like a constipated mathematician.

...sometimes you have to work it out with a pencil

[BR14]

Like, is just a bowl of all-bran
you wake up every morning an' it's there..................................

[DoctorStrangelove]

<sing> Life's a piece of tulip when you look at it </sing>

[BrilloPad]

Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat.

Sometimes you get p1ssed off.