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    The church gives good advice




    Is that really what Jesus meant? Embarrassed vicar apologises to parishioners after putting up a sign up outside his church with a MUCH ruder meaning than he intended
    Reverend Bob Marshall erected sign outside Ebenezer Baptist Chapel
    The A-board read: 'Forgiveness is swallowing when you want to spit'
    58-year-old soon realised the sign had a rather strong sexual innuendo
    Clergyman, based in Buckley, North Wales, said wind has blown sign over
    peurile I know but I laughed.

    Welsh vicar apologises for putting up A-board message with rude hidden meaning | Daily Mail Online
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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        #4
        Not necessarily, we can spit and then forgive.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Bee View Post
          Not necessarily, we can spit and then forgive.
          What?
          'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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            #6
            Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
            I bet a lot of praying is going on during every launch "please don't blow up please don't blow up"
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
              What?
              Shut up.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Bee View Post
                Not necessarily, we can spit and then forgive.
                If you loved me you would gargle.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by original PM View Post
                  If you loved me you would gargle.

                  If you loved her you would give her a pearl necklace.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    If you loved her you would give her a pearl necklace.
                    Iiiii the ladies love a bit of jelly jewellery

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