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mudskipper replied

7 October 2016, 17:08
Spelling forgiveness wrong is unforgivable.
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Bee replied

7 October 2016, 12:44
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If you loved me you would gargle.

What!!!

I don't need to love you to forgive you.
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original PM replied

7 October 2016, 12:35
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

If you loved her you would give her a pearl necklace.

Iiiii the ladies love a bit of jelly jewellery
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BrilloPad replied

7 October 2016, 11:43
Originally posted by original PM View Post

If you loved me you would gargle.

If you loved her you would give her a pearl necklace.
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original PM replied

7 October 2016, 11:35
Originally posted by Bee View Post

Not necessarily, we can spit and then forgive.

If you loved me you would gargle.
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Bee replied

7 October 2016, 11:26
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

What?

Shut up.
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d000hg replied

7 October 2016, 11:24
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

I bet a lot of praying is going on during every launch "please don't blow up please don't blow up"
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northernladuk replied

7 October 2016, 11:12
Originally posted by Bee View Post

Not necessarily, we can spit and then forgive.

What?
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Bee replied

7 October 2016, 11:08
Not necessarily, we can spit and then forgive.
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scooterscot replied

4 October 2016, 18:57
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greenlake replied

4 October 2016, 18:06
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vetran started a topic The church gives good advice

4 October 2016, 14:53
The church gives good advice

Is that really what Jesus meant? Embarrassed vicar apologises to parishioners after putting up a sign up outside his church with a MUCH ruder meaning than he intended
Reverend Bob Marshall erected sign outside Ebenezer Baptist Chapel
The A-board read: 'Forgiveness is swallowing when you want to spit'
58-year-old soon realised the sign had a rather strong sexual innuendo
Clergyman, based in Buckley, North Wales, said wind has blown sign over

peurile I know but I laughed.

Welsh vicar apologises for putting up A-board message with rude hidden meaning | Daily Mail Online
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