Delivery information getting more detailed. LOL

[d000hg]

Your DPD driver Dave will be delivering your parcel between 0923 and 1023. Reply 1 to leave with a neighbour, 2 to deliver tomorrow, 3 to have him chuck it in a bin somewhere.

I do like their service actually. Although the other week I got a parcel by Royal Mail and before I'd even got back in the house with the parcel I'd already received an email informing me it was delivered - well done RM for once!

[tractor]

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Was it Amanda Hugenkiss?

Nope It turned out to be a 14st hairy biker in high heels. I shouted through the door "No one is here, leave it with the neighbour"

[speling bee]

Nope It turned out to be a 14st hairy biker in high heels. I shouted through the door "No one is here, leave it with the neighbour"

It sounds like you've found Amanda Hugenkiss.

[Scrag Meister]

He's still going

"Robert is currently making delivery number 36, you are delivery number 105."

[BrilloPad]

You do know he only makes 100 deliveries a day max? Health and Safety.....

[Zippy]

He's still going

"Robert is currently making delivery number 36, you are delivery number 105."

The excitement is building. Any chance you can set up a Twitter feed?

[tractor]

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"Robert is currently on delivery no 104. You are next, no wait, he's run out of fuel. Your delivery will be with you tomorrow"

[BrilloPad]

If only the Royal Mail did this.

"You are delivery number 2 of 10. Pat is just checking the envelopes to see if any contain money. He will be with you manana".

[Pondlife]

The excitement is building. Any chance you can set up a Twitter feed?

WZS

Please tell me that the item being delivered is something completely unimportant.

[BrilloPad]

If Carling did delivery information...

Your delivery driver is Kylie, our 18 year old nymphomaniac. 36-24-36. She will be coming in 1 minute, 11 minutes, 21 minutes,....