Originally posted by Scrag Meister
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Delivery information getting more detailed. LOL
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"Robert is currently making delivery number 98, you are delivery number 105."
So excited I can hardly contain myself.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Map shows him as being at the end of my road.
I can't see him.
Lying sods.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Or even on a quiet weekendOriginally posted by Pondlife View PostPoor Robert. He's handled more packages today than NLadyUK on a busy weekend.
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Where is your wife right now?Originally posted by Scrag Meister View PostMap shows him as being at the end of my road.
I can't see him.
Lying sods.
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Robert is currently making delivery number 103, you are delivery number 105.
Robert is approximately 15 minutes away from you.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Oh, it's like bad seventies porn.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostDing dong, Robert calling.
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does Robert have a serious Village People Style tache and sideburns?Originally posted by Pondlife View PostOh, it's like bad seventies porn.
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