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Delivery information getting more detailed. LOL

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    #21
    This does have all the makings of a classic thread. All it needs is some interesting content. It is, without doubt, more interesting than the conferece call i'm on though.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
      WZS

      Please tell me that the item being delivered is something completely unimportant.
      Its important. Its a 1976 vaccum flask - model 12BD. Very rare - vital for Scraggy's collection....

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        #23
        Originally posted by Unix View Post
        "Robert is in number 45 rodgering Mrs Davis, he will be there in 6 hours 5 mins"
        What's he going to be doing for the 6 hours?
        England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
          What's he going to be doing for the 6 hours?
          some of us like to deliver a service properly, Mrs Davis can be quite demanding.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #25
            Update please.

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              #26
              apparently Robert is on the vinegar strokes and will be resuming his round shortly.

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                #27
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Update please.
                The delivery driver broke open Scraggy's package and is now snorting his Colombian marching powder.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
                  What's he going to be doing for the 6 hours?
                  Foreplay

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                    #29
                    "Robert is currently making delivery number 83, you are delivery number 105.

                    Robert is approximately 1 hour 15 minutes away from you"

                    Go Robert, Go Robert.
                    Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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                      #30
                      Ironic we should all be sat here waiting for a Bob.

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