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Previously on "Delivery information getting more detailed. LOL"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Something burst
    he wanted a bang!

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  • darmstadt
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    Or he got the wrong order....

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    That was four and a half hours ago - what's she done to him?
    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Something burst
    What Scrag neglected to tell us was that, not only was delivery 105 his, but the previous 104 were also his....

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    That was four and a half hours ago - what's she done to him?
    Something burst

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    That model goes down quickly. I expect Robert will be coming back with a footpump shortly.
    Or it all got a bit rough...

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
    Blowing up my new NLadyUK doll. Be back in 15 mins.
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    That was four and a half hours ago - what's she done to him?
    That model goes down quickly. I expect Robert will be coming back with a footpump shortly.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
    Blowing up my new NLadyUK doll. Be back in 15 mins.
    That was four and a half hours ago - what's she done to him?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
    Blowing up my new NLadyUK doll. Be back in 15 mins.
    For the costr of one of those you could have had 15 goes on the real thing.

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  • Scrag Meister
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    Blowing up my new NLadyUK doll. Be back in 15 mins.

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    does Robert have a serious Village People Style tache and sideburns?
    Possibly NSFW

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Oh, it's like bad seventies porn.

    bow chacka bow woww
    does Robert have a serious Village People Style tache and sideburns?

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Ding dong, Robert calling.
    Oh, it's like bad seventies porn.

    bow chacka bow woww

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  • mudskipper
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    Ding dong, Robert calling.

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  • eek
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  • Scrag Meister
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    Robert is currently making delivery number 103, you are delivery number 105.
    Robert is approximately 15 minutes away from you.

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