just look on the bright side, sooner or later a fit lady will do the 'MS wave' at the barriers and it will make your day.
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Lanyards and door passes and stoopid people
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The MS wave'...Originally posted by vetran View Postjust look on the bright side, sooner or later a fit lady will do the 'MS wave' at the barriers and it will make your day.
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MS is not what you would called "stacked" I am lucky she gets anything flashing them aroundOriginally posted by Pondlife View Post<casual sexism>
MS, this is how women have been getting doors opened for them since time immemorial.
</casual sexism>Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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This reminds me of a memorable night out when it was discovered one of the secretaries could open the pub firedoors using only her chest. I do miss those two.Originally posted by vetran View Postjust look on the bright side, sooner or later a fit lady will do the 'MS wave' at the barriers and it will make your day.
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To be fair, most women can do that if you're throwing them correctlyOriginally posted by barrydidit View PostThis reminds me of a memorable night out when it was discovered one of the secretaries could open the pub firedoors using only her chest. I do miss those two.
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This was the Hairy Lemon in Halifax. You don't throw the women in thereOriginally posted by TestMangler View PostTo be fair, most women can do that if you're throwing them correctly
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Very trueOriginally posted by barrydidit View PostThis was the Hairy Lemon in Halifax. You don't throw the women in there
I must concede that point.
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Or, for the avoidance of doubt, pull them. <shudders>Originally posted by barrydidit View PostThis was the Hairy Lemon in Halifax. You don't throw the women in there
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