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Previously on "Lanyards and door passes and stoopid people"

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    This was the Hairy Lemon in Halifax. You don't throw the women in there
    Or, for the avoidance of doubt, pull them. <shudders>

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    This was the Hairy Lemon in Halifax. You don't throw the women in there
    Very true I must concede that point.

    Big post count today New gig keeping you busy ??

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    To be fair, most women can do that if you're throwing them correctly
    This was the Hairy Lemon in Halifax. You don't throw the women in there

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    This reminds me of a memorable night out when it was discovered one of the secretaries could open the pub firedoors using only her chest. I do miss those two.
    To be fair, most women can do that if you're throwing them correctly

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    just look on the bright side, sooner or later a fit lady will do the 'MS wave' at the barriers and it will make your day.
    This reminds me of a memorable night out when it was discovered one of the secretaries could open the pub firedoors using only her chest. I do miss those two.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    The MS wave'...
    Hmmm.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    <casual sexism>

    MS, this is how women have been getting doors opened for them since time immemorial.

    </casual sexism>
    MS is not what you would called "stacked" I am lucky she gets anything flashing them around

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    just look on the bright side, sooner or later a fit lady will do the 'MS wave' at the barriers and it will make your day.
    The MS wave'...

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  • vetran
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    just look on the bright side, sooner or later a fit lady will do the 'MS wave' at the barriers and it will make your day.

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    <casual sexism>

    MS, this is how women have been getting doors opened for them since time immemorial.

    </casual sexism>
    This isn't merely casual sexism, it's digital sexism - although with the size of the guts on many at clientco I would have thought that the swaying of bellies would achieve the same result...

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Gosh I forgot about those special permie passes.

    Wear yours with pride working working class hero.
    Yes I was waiting for that but remeber they are security passes not employment passes - so even high falutin contractors get one.

    What sparked it though was some guy try to swipe in to the building and we have those tube station style barriers to go through and he was bent so far over he looked like he was licking the thing...

    salvage the damn pride man.

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  • scooterscot
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    Gosh I forgot about those special permie passes.

    Wear yours with pride working working class hero.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post


    If I have both hands full (e.g. laptop and tea) I can operate the switch by waving my chest at the sensor, then push the door open with my bum.

    Of course it was much easier when HyperD was at clientCo, 'coz he always did the doors for me.
    I don't think we can understand the enormity of the task facing you, without photographic evidence of said chest bouncing at the sensor

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post


    If I have both hands full (e.g. laptop and tea) I can operate the switch by waving my chest at the sensor, then push the door open with my bum.

    Of course it was much easier when HyperD was at clientCo, 'coz he always did the doors for me.
    <casual sexism>

    MS, this is how women have been getting doors opened for them since time immemorial.

    </casual sexism>

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Just why do people insist on hanging their door passes around their necks and then rather than take them off to swipe in/out they do some stoopid contortion to open the door without removing their pass.


    Crazy



    If I have both hands full (e.g. laptop and tea) I can operate the switch by waving my chest at the sensor, then push the door open with my bum.

    Of course it was much easier when HyperD was at clientCo, 'coz he always did the doors for me.

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