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Previously on "Lanyards and door passes and stoopid people"
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostThis was the Hairy Lemon in Halifax. You don't throw the women in there
Big post count today New gig keeping you busy ??
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostTo be fair, most women can do that if you're throwing them correctly
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostThis reminds me of a memorable night out when it was discovered one of the secretaries could open the pub firedoors using only her chest. I do miss those two.
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Originally posted by vetran View Postjust look on the bright side, sooner or later a fit lady will do the 'MS wave' at the barriers and it will make your day.
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just look on the bright side, sooner or later a fit lady will do the 'MS wave' at the barriers and it will make your day.
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Originally posted by Pondlife View Post<casual sexism>
MS, this is how women have been getting doors opened for them since time immemorial.
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostGosh I forgot about those special permie passes.
Wear yours with pride working working class hero.
What sparked it though was some guy try to swipe in to the building and we have those tube station style barriers to go through and he was bent so far over he looked like he was licking the thing...
salvage the damn pride man.
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Gosh I forgot about those special permie passes.
Wear yours with pride working working class hero.
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Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
If I have both hands full (e.g. laptop and tea) I can operate the switch by waving my chest at the sensor, then push the door open with my bum.
Of course it was much easier when HyperD was at clientCo, 'coz he always did the doors for me.
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Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
If I have both hands full (e.g. laptop and tea) I can operate the switch by waving my chest at the sensor, then push the door open with my bum.
Of course it was much easier when HyperD was at clientCo, 'coz he always did the doors for me.
MS, this is how women have been getting doors opened for them since time immemorial.
</casual sexism>
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Originally posted by original PM View PostJust why do people insist on hanging their door passes around their necks and then rather than take them off to swipe in/out they do some stoopid contortion to open the door without removing their pass.
Crazy
If I have both hands full (e.g. laptop and tea) I can operate the switch by waving my chest at the sensor, then push the door open with my bum.
Of course it was much easier when HyperD was at clientCo, 'coz he always did the doors for me.
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