I found an unopened multipack of Curl Wurlies on the pavement...
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
That's like a multi storey car park, wrong on so many levelsOriginally posted by d000hg View PostI found an unopened multipack of Curl Wurlies on the pavement...Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
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Are you sure it's not just a regular (3-dimentional) bar of chocolate that's been flattened by a car driving over it?Comment
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Don't eat them at once."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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A bloke on the street today offered me 8 legs of venison for £150. Was that a good deal ??When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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sounds a bit deerOriginally posted by TestMangler View PostA bloke on the street today offered me 8 legs of venison for £150. Was that a good deal ??(\__/)
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I found a ham in the street once. I never liked streatham though.
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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just be grateful you dont come from GooleOriginally posted by doodab View PostI found a ham in the street once. I never liked streatham though.
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