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    Street Food

    I found an unopened multipack of Curl Wurlies on the pavement...
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

    #2
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I found an unopened multipack of Curl Wurlies on the pavement...
    That's like a multi storey car park, wrong on so many levels
    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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      #3
      Are you sure it's not just a regular (3-dimentional) bar of chocolate that's been flattened by a car driving over it?

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        #4
        Don't eat them at once.
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          #5
          When can we expect the post saying you're now carrying Smallpox or something suitably nasty?

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            #6
            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            Don't eat them at once.
            lightweight.

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              #7
              A bloke on the street today offered me 8 legs of venison for £150. Was that a good deal ??
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #8
                Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                A bloke on the street today offered me 8 legs of venison for £150. Was that a good deal ??
                sounds a bit deer
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  I found a ham in the street once. I never liked streatham though.

                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    I found a ham in the street once. I never liked streatham though.

                    just be grateful you dont come from Goole
                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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