Does Couscous make you f*rt?

[Dactylion]

When it's really bad in bed Sy02 rolls me on my front and sprays my botty with her perfume. I'm normally awake.

AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!


You b*stard!!!
That is an image I REALLY didn't need!!!!!

[suityou01]

No, the image you didn't need was me bollock naked on a double bed in a hotel in Dunkirk, with the duvet twined between my legs like a rope, and my bum in the air.

My roomy, after returning from a bar on a ship, decided to sleep on the floor using the hotel towels as makeshift pillows and blanket.

He does say it was an enduring image.

[Dactylion]

No, the image you didn't need was me bollock naked on a double bed in a hotel in Dunkirk, with the duvet twined between my legs like a rope, and my bum in the air.

My roomy, after returning from a bar on a ship, decided to sleep on the floor using the hotel towels as makeshift pillows and blanket.

He does say it was an enduring image.

WTF!!!
Where was he intending to sleep if you weren't hog-tied with your naked arse in the air???

[suityou01]

WTF!!!
Where was he intending to sleep if you weren't hog-tied with your naked arse in the air???

On the other side of the double bed of course.

[hyperD]

May I suggest:

[mudskipper]

That's dealing with the effects.

Far better to stop the cause.

[darmstadt]

That's dealing with the effects.

Far better to stop the cause.

NSFW...might be a bit dangerous when participating in Eproctophilia

[SantaClaus]

Couscous doesn't just make me fart, it puts me on the toilet for days.

Note to self: need to stock up on gluten free pasta.

[d000hg]

So who are these freaks that don't fart after eating couscous?

I don't eat couscous so I voted no. On the few occasions I have, I remember no ill effects but I thought couscous was just rice?

[DaveB]

I don't eat couscous so I voted no. On the few occasions I have, I remember no ill effects but I thought couscous was just rice?

Couscous is cracked wheat. If you have mild gluten or wheat intolerance then it will make you fart. Unless you are really sensitive when it gives you full on IBS, bloating, mucus filled squits and stomach cramps.