BGG keeps trying to convince me that it’s not a fart: it’s a methane cuddle & he gets somewhat miffed when I call it that anal stench…
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Now this is a proper CUK thread, farting, belching and other non-political noises, excellent
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Admin, as well as LIKE and THANKS we need a clickable button for GROSSOriginally posted by Halo Jones View Post
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I thought it was quite sweet.Originally posted by Platypus View PostAdmin, as well as LIKE and THANKS we need a clickable button for GROSSComment
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Ok, maybe this is just me, but I prefer not to let rip a noisy stinker in the presence of GF Platypus and neither does she when I'm around.
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostNow this is a proper CUK thread, farting, belching and other non-political noises, excellent
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We just need Gittins Gal to come around to contribute something about her hot air and this thread will rock and roll and become very inneresting.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Do you share a room? I'm frequently awoken by a sulphurous miasma emanating from Mr ms's side of the bed. Difficult to hold it in if you're asleep.Originally posted by Platypus View PostComment
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When it's really bad in bed Sy02 rolls me on my front and sprays my botty with her perfume. I'm normally awake.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Well just had a big plate of noodles, veggies, beef (possibly), pork (maybe) and chicken (hopefully) and already the temperature has gone up by a couple of degrees...
I remember when I was young, my parents used to call them 'trumps' which I think is a brilliant word
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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