Ridiculously macho activities & attributes

[Jeff Maginty]

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[d000hg]

Gay porn.

[BrilloPad]

Or tougher than all your list - try doing a triple IM.

[MicrosoftBob]

In a more idle moment I got to thinking about how it would be funny to pursue some ridiculously macho activities in my leisure time. The idea being... when an old friend gets in touch and asks: "So what have you been up to lately?" - I respond with a list of ridiculously macho activities. I need some help compiling a list. Here are my initial thoughts...

1) Kickboxing
2) Quad-bike / motorbike riding
3) Hunting crows/pigeons with a shotgun/airgun
4) Clay pigeon shooting
5) Wrestling/Judo/JuJitsu
6) Weightlifting/gym
7) Binge-drinking
8) Eating lots of steak
9) Getting a short "functional" haircut
10) Growing a beard
11) 5hagging a lot of (freely consenting adult) women

Have you any ideas?

Blimey with that lot you could be Putins boyfriend

[Dactylion]

Some ridiculous twaddle

What sort of mindless dickwad would think of taking up any activity purely on the basis that he thought some other mindless dickwad would be impressed by it?

[speling bee]

Blimey with that lot you could be Putins boyfriend

Bare-backing?

[Pondlife]

Why don't you and your mate spend the summer herding sheep in Wyoming. It'll help you both find out who you really are.

[SpontaneousOrder]

Not many of those seem particularly macho to me

You should cut your own verruca out with a stanley knife like I did last night. Then when it started pissing blood all over the place i said "I ain't got time to bleed" and it stopped.

[d000hg]

Not many of those seem particularly macho to me

You should cut your own verruca out with a stanley knife like I did last night. Then when it started pissing blood all over the place i passed out.

ftfy

[Mich the Tester]

In a more idle moment I got to thinking about how it would be funny to pursue some ridiculously macho activities in my leisure time. The idea being... when an old friend gets in touch and asks: "So what have you been up to lately?" - I respond with a list of ridiculously macho activities. I need some help compiling a list. Here are my initial thoughts...

1) Kickboxing
2) Quad-bike / motorbike riding
3) Hunting crows/pigeons with a shotgun/airgun
4) Clay pigeon shooting
5) Wrestling/Judo/JuJitsu
6) Weightlifting/gym
7) Binge-drinking
8) Eating lots of steak
9) Getting a short "functional" haircut
10) Growing a beard
11) 5hagging a lot of (freely consenting adult) women

Have you any ideas?

None of those things are particularly macho.

Erm, how about meeting your partner, falling in love, going through good and bad times and sticking it out whatever might happen?