Ridiculously macho activities & attributes

[BrilloPad]

None of those things are particularly macho.

Erm, how about meeting your partner, falling in love, going through good and bad times and sticking it out whatever might happen?

Or climb a crane when you are not allowed to see your kids following divorce.

[Mich the Tester]

Or climb a crane when you are not allowed to see your kids following divorce.

That is indeed quite 'ard. As long as you climb back down so they still have a dad.

Best of luck BP.

[BrilloPad]

That is indeed quite 'ard. As long as you climb back down so they still have a dad.

Best of luck BP.

BTW I never climbed any cranes. But to pretend otherwise would wreck MF's delusions and I don't want to upset his feelings - hes quite sensitive underneath.

[northernladyuk]

BTW I never climbed any cranes. But to pretend otherwise would wreck MF's delusions and I don't want to upset his feelings - hes quite sensitive underneath.

That will be the double shift down the docks.

[mudskipper]

To be macho, you need to come to the aid of someone on distress in a physical way. Maybe punch a guy robbing some foreigner on the underground.

[minestrone]

But not in a 'cry on my shoulder and I'll feel your tit' way

[CheeseSlice]

Get a back, sack and crack wax?

[Dactylion]

12) Learning to fly

4) Clay Pidgeon shooting - It's the one I do. I'm comically bad at golf, so it will give you something to show your skills. You can learn how to shoot well, with golf I'm convinced you can't be taught it.

piDgeon?

[MyUserName]

Tie your shoelaces one handed?