Reply to: Ridiculously macho activities & attributes

[MyUserName]

Tie your shoelaces one handed?

[Dactylion]

12) Learning to fly

4) Clay Pidgeon shooting - It's the one I do. I'm comically bad at golf, so it will give you something to show your skills. You can learn how to shoot well, with golf I'm convinced you can't be taught it.

piDgeon?

[CheeseSlice]

Get a back, sack and crack wax?

[minestrone]

But not in a 'cry on my shoulder and I'll feel your tit' way

[mudskipper]

To be macho, you need to come to the aid of someone on distress in a physical way. Maybe punch a guy robbing some foreigner on the underground.

[northernladyuk]

BTW I never climbed any cranes. But to pretend otherwise would wreck MF's delusions and I don't want to upset his feelings - hes quite sensitive underneath.

That will be the double shift down the docks.

[BrilloPad]

That is indeed quite 'ard. As long as you climb back down so they still have a dad.

Best of luck BP.

BTW I never climbed any cranes. But to pretend otherwise would wreck MF's delusions and I don't want to upset his feelings - hes quite sensitive underneath.

[Mich the Tester]

Or climb a crane when you are not allowed to see your kids following divorce.

That is indeed quite 'ard. As long as you climb back down so they still have a dad.

Best of luck BP.

[BrilloPad]

None of those things are particularly macho.

Erm, how about meeting your partner, falling in love, going through good and bad times and sticking it out whatever might happen?

Or climb a crane when you are not allowed to see your kids following divorce.

[Mich the Tester]

In a more idle moment I got to thinking about how it would be funny to pursue some ridiculously macho activities in my leisure time. The idea being... when an old friend gets in touch and asks: "So what have you been up to lately?" - I respond with a list of ridiculously macho activities. I need some help compiling a list. Here are my initial thoughts...

1) Kickboxing
2) Quad-bike / motorbike riding
3) Hunting crows/pigeons with a shotgun/airgun
4) Clay pigeon shooting
5) Wrestling/Judo/JuJitsu
6) Weightlifting/gym
7) Binge-drinking
8) Eating lots of steak
9) Getting a short "functional" haircut
10) Growing a beard
11) 5hagging a lot of (freely consenting adult) women

Have you any ideas?

None of those things are particularly macho.

Erm, how about meeting your partner, falling in love, going through good and bad times and sticking it out whatever might happen?

[d000hg]

Not many of those seem particularly macho to me

You should cut your own verruca out with a stanley knife like I did last night. Then when it started pissing blood all over the place i passed out.

ftfy

[SpontaneousOrder]

Not many of those seem particularly macho to me

You should cut your own verruca out with a stanley knife like I did last night. Then when it started pissing blood all over the place i said "I ain't got time to bleed" and it stopped.

[Pondlife]

Why don't you and your mate spend the summer herding sheep in Wyoming. It'll help you both find out who you really are.

[speling bee]

Blimey with that lot you could be Putins boyfriend

Bare-backing?

[Dactylion]

Some ridiculous twaddle

What sort of mindless dickwad would think of taking up any activity purely on the basis that he thought some other mindless dickwad would be impressed by it?