Dressing to please your man

[doodab]

Once women get in a long term relationship their libido halves. For men it stays the same.

There again, half of nothing is nothing. sex is the penalty women pay to be in a relationship with a man.

You have a very bleak and depressing outlook on life.

[Mich the Tester]

She always used to like me in a pair of oily dungarees after I'd been doing a bit of maintenance on me mowers.

Doesn't seem to cut the mustard any more.

Try bleeding the radiators instead!

[BrilloPad]

You have a very bleak and depressing outlook on life.

It was a joke. The fact you think it was serious says alot about your married life. Let me pop round and sort your mrs out as you clearly don't know where the on/off buttons are.

[BrilloPad]

Try bleeding the radiators instead!

Prefrably in the local DFS. While licking the chutney spoon and watch a gladiator film.

[nomadd]

When we first married I used to get stockings and sussies, crotchless panties and it was all topped off with a nice little teddy.

And what did your wife get?

[northernladuk]

I tried donning a Man U shirt and Wayne Rooney mask to get his attention, but it didn't work.

That is because he is a city fan?

[mudskipper]

That is because he is a city fan?

Are they not the same thing?

[doodab]

It was a joke. The fact you think it was serious says alot about your married life. Let me pop round and sort your mrs out as you clearly don't know where the on/off buttons are.

How does my taking your barrage of bleak and cynical.comments (as this is hardly the first is it) at face value say anything about my (not married btw) life? Your obession with other peoples partners says rather a lot about yours....

[Pondlife]

When Mrs P wants to go and buy sexy underwear and high heel shoes, that's fine because it's our money.

I therefore think her reaction was totally unreasonable when she came home to find me wearing our clothes.

[vetran]

apparently its having kids that ruins it


Having children is main reason to commit adultery for 82% of male cheaters | Mail Online

Most new parents will agree that despite the joy they bring, having children can be stressful.

Lack of sleep, financial pressure and a shift in family dynamics are all troubles that many experience and overcome with a new baby, but it seems for some, this stress can radiate into their romantic relationship, resulting in men becoming more likely to stray.

A survey of more than 5,000 cheating men reveals that 78 per cent of the respondents are in their first marriage, and that 82 per cent of them began to be unfaithful after having children.

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