sligthly off topic - a woman I used to work with always wore stockings and suspenders
regardless of whether she was wearing trousers, skirts, shorts etc etc
this for me just seemed a bit weird..
what do the 'ladies' of the board think? weird or not?
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI think this scene from Coupling sums it up:
Patrick: Julia's pants... are they really tiny?
Jeff: You could accidentally swallow three whole pairs in one go!
Patrick: Jeff?
Jeff: Yeah?
Patrick: They spread.
Jeff: What?
Patrick: Pants. They spread, and grow.
Steve: Experts can determine the age of a relationship from pants spreadage alone.
Patrick: You start off with that sexy little thong...
Steve: And one day you're looking at the makings of a decent sized trampoline.
Pants, when being applied to a lady's smalls, has to be the most unsexy word in the English language.
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Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostWhats a civvy girl ?
Plenty more here http://www.ukpunting.com/Last edited by zoco; 30 April 2014, 15:36.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOnce women get in a long term relationship their libido halves. For men it stays the same.
There again, half of nothing is nothing. sex is the penalty women pay to be in a relationship with a man.Once women get in a long term relationship their libido disappearsOriginally posted by psychocandy View PostFTFY
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOnce women get in a long term relationship their libido disappears. For men it stays the same.
There again, half of nothing is nothing. sex is the penalty women pay to be in a relationship with a man.
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Originally posted by zoco View PostI don't know about you lot but my Missus is becoming increasingly slovenly in her evening attire.
When we first married I used to get stockings and sussies, crotchless panties and it was all topped off with a nice little teddy. Used to get me right in the mood
Nowadays she pulls off her crop top and whips off her Adidas track suit bottoms expecting me to be ready for action. And when I complain she tells me I'm being sexist. Must be something to do with those women she's been mixing with at Frome Sisters 4 Palestine.
That said, I don't reckon many civvy girls wear stockings any more. Reckon it's to to with being under the jackboot of these 4th generation feminists.
Does your Missus dress for you?
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI think this scene from Coupling sums it up:
Patrick: Julia's pants... are they really tiny?
Jeff: You could accidentally swallow three whole pairs in one go!
Patrick: Jeff?
Jeff: Yeah?
Patrick: They spread.
Jeff: What?
Patrick: Pants. They spread, and grow.
Steve: Experts can determine the age of a relationship from pants spreadage alone.
Patrick: You start off with that sexy little thong...
Steve: And one day you're looking at the makings of a decent sized trampoline.
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Originally posted by zoco View PostWhen we first married I used to get stockings and sussies, crotchless panties and it was all topped off with a nice little teddy.
Patrick: Julia's pants... are they really tiny?
Jeff: You could accidentally swallow three whole pairs in one go!
Patrick: Jeff?
Jeff: Yeah?
Patrick: They spread.
Jeff: What?
Patrick: Pants. They spread, and grow.
Steve: Experts can determine the age of a relationship from pants spreadage alone.
Patrick: You start off with that sexy little thong...
Steve: And one day you're looking at the makings of a decent sized trampoline.
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Originally posted by vetran View Postapparently its having kids that ruins it
Having children is main reason to commit adultery for 82% of male cheaters | Mail Online
most of the comments come from burning Bras.
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Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
Could have at least chosen somebody who didn't like like a British Bulldog!
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apparently its having kids that ruins it
Having children is main reason to commit adultery for 82% of male cheaters | Mail Online
Most new parents will agree that despite the joy they bring, having children can be stressful.
Lack of sleep, financial pressure and a shift in family dynamics are all troubles that many experience and overcome with a new baby, but it seems for some, this stress can radiate into their romantic relationship, resulting in men becoming more likely to stray.
A survey of more than 5,000 cheating men reveals that 78 per cent of the respondents are in their first marriage, and that 82 per cent of them began to be unfaithful after having children.
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